"Unfortunately, your mother."
A winner is you.
Congratulations, you went to a year-old post on a dead-ish Fanon Wiki and disproved this person's post when no one had commented on here for that same amount of time.
Your prize is none other than a theme song suited just for you.
Also known as: All of Gen Z humor.
You can't deny that this kind of humor has been shown to be effective to some extent, but compared to most other forms of humor, they lack any meaningful substance, as expected.
You're all under arrest.
Not sure why but there are some now.
Also new shinies but that's nothing at this point.
Should you have hope for something significant? No.
Should you question the trees? Maybe.
It's probably going to be me but I will do it.
Given that I don't know you and you aren't a perfect 256-man Macedonian Phalanx.